From Lucy-dity to Acidity: Movies Review
I have had the fortune of watching two back-to-back once-in-a-decade kind of movies over the weekend. Both were thabks to the recommendations of my ‘significant other’.
Lucy (2014) starring Scarlett Johansson explores the theme of utilising 100% of one’s brain and its outcome. Lucy is a stupid girl who gets tricked by her wasted boyfriend to deliver a package to a mafia don. The mafia has synthesised CPH4, the chemical that supposedly makes a foetus grow. In a quirk of fate/luck, Lucy who’s now made a mule to carry drugs, gets a whole bag of CPH4 into her system resulting in her brains to open the floodgates of awareness and functioning. From barely managing to survive, Lucy goes on to vanquish everyone at 20% performance, and becomes omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent - in other words, God/immortal - by the end. To make matters easy for the viewers, the film tells us whenever Lucy’s brainpower has expanded. She also voices over what capabilities get added at each phase - for the sake of us lesser mortals! She even bottles up her essence into a pen drive for posterity! It is an outrightly delusional movie, that for reasons best known to the (m)asses became a runaway hit, when it was released.
Kraven the Hunter (2024) is a Marvel movie about a vigilante out to finish off all the criminals in the world, with his special powers. Sergei Kravenoff is the son of a Russian don, and has shown huge promise to succeed in his dad’s big footsteps. Fate though has different plans. He almost gets killed by the biggest lion ever in Ghana (which has by then killed only 3000 people and had failed to kill the writer/director of this movie). He’s saved by the magic potion of a young girl with a crazy name (I thought it was Chlamydia, but Sayambhu insists it was Calypso). He wakes up yo become the greatest hunter ever. He is every beast rolled into one - hawk’s vision, lion’s courage, a bison’s thick skin and skull (pun certainly inten-dead), and a tiger’s ability to scent a trail. Last checked he hadn’t yet grown a baboon’s tail. It’s the cringiest movie on any side of any ocean! Terrible dialogues, mindless violence, tacky graphics, bad English, and situations and actions that completely defy logic, explanation, or sense, are the hallmarks of this great movie. Even ‘Aquaman’ feels like a cerebral masterpiece in comparison.
Don’t ask me why I chose to watch them, and why I didn’t choose to stop watching. I don’t know. To learn that I am thinking I’ll enter into therapy!
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